ms. undead, you're barely alive

miss undead: an enigma that vomits all over your face

I am an ambivalently weird human being, who has cultivated this weirdness by the people I interact on the daily with. I try not to define myself by what surrounds me but more of what I do.

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OMG GUYS! I AM SO SICK OF SEEING STUFF LIKE THIS. THIS IS WHY A HIGH PERCENTAGE OF PUGS HAVE BODY ISSUES. EVERYONE IS PERFECT. YOU’RE ALL BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER IF YOU’VE GOT A FEW MORE NECK ROLLS FROM ALL THE DOG CHOW OR IF YOU’RE BUG EYED BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T GROWN INTO YOUR LOOKS. YA’LL NEED TO STOP SHAMING BECAUSE ALL PUGS ARE PERFECT.

OMG GUYS! I AM SO SICK OF SEEING STUFF LIKE THIS. THIS IS WHY A HIGH PERCENTAGE OF PUGS HAVE BODY ISSUES. EVERYONE IS PERFECT. YOU’RE ALL BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER IF YOU’VE GOT A FEW MORE NECK ROLLS FROM ALL THE DOG CHOW OR IF YOU’RE BUG EYED BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T GROWN INTO YOUR LOOKS. YA’LL NEED TO STOP SHAMING BECAUSE ALL PUGS ARE PERFECT.

(Source: platypus717, via pretzuls)

11 hours ago

garconniere:

i need some fun sexy stuff to wash the taste of these pointless “arguments” out of my mouth. time for some dapper fashion spam.

garconniere:

i need some fun sexy stuff to wash the taste of these pointless “arguments” out of my mouth. time for some dapper fashion spam.

(Source: b-r-u-t-a-l-i-t-y, via freetohide)

11 hours ago